fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via caricatureoftradingmistakes)

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

(via iron-body)

curlscurvesconfidence:

waspinajar19:

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

i work at one and can get you in for free wheneva 

^ I ship it.

"If you’re dating a writer and they don’t write about you — whether it’s good or bad — then they don’t love you. They just don’t. Writers fall in love with the people we find inspiring."

Jamie Anne Royce (via drapetomania)

(Source: thoughtcatalog.com, via siete-bella)